
Each year at RelativelyInteresting.com, we take a look at
some of the world’s premier psychics and evaluate the accuracy of their
predictions. The year 2011 has come and
gone, so let’s see how they fared…
Psychic Craig and Jane
Hamilton-Parker
Here is what the Craigs had to say about 2011:
Prediction: Tropical Island is evacuated due to volcanic
eruption
Wow – so general. Any island along the Ring of Fire could be a
target, and that’s a lot of targets.
This is an easy “hit” because it’s so predictable. Doesn't count.
Prediction: Earthquake in California and the famous
Hollywood sign is damaged.
Looks like it’s still
standing, unscathed…
Prediction: Wild animal disease scare results in mass
slaughter of livestock.
Nooooope.
Prediction: In February the Beckhams reveal that are
planning a divorce.
Prediction: Liverpool wins the FA cup
Prediction: Leading politician dies in a plane crash
A bit more specific,
maybe? A president? Prime minister? A cabinet minister? Come on.
Psychic Nikki
She has hundreds of predictions on her website, but let’s
take a look at a few of them…
Prediction: The Playboy Mansion will burn down.
This would have been
big news, but alas, it did not happen.
Prediction: A gold rush will occur in Hawaii.
Nope, didn’t happen.
Prediction: The
first brain transplant will take place.
Seriously? Didn’t even come close.
Prediction: A horseshoe-shaped UFO will be spotted over
Roswell, New Mexico.
Swing and a miss.
Prediction: Hilary Clinton will win the Nobel Peace
Prize.
Nope. It was awarded
jointly to Ellen Johnson Sirleaf, Leymah Gbowee, and Tawakkol Karman.
Prediction: A big computer virus will take out large
swathes of communication for a 48-hour period, which could affect air travel.
Fail.
Monte the Psychic
According to Monte, “I have been having psychic experiences since
I was 8 years old, but have been working with Angels & Guides for the last
three decades doing readings and workshops for Spiritual awareness”. On his website, he states that “No other psychic
in the world has posted more than 500 future World Predictions since 2008 with
more accuracy!”
That sounds really impressive. Let's see how he did...
Prediction: 2011 will be a year of economic change for
most people by late Summer from high food cost and major shortages all over the
world due to soaring grain and corn prices…Expect to see food protest in China,
Russia, the UK, and USA….
Food protests are
nothing new, and “a year of economic change” can easily be considered a “hit”
any year. Doesn’t count.
Prediction: North & South Korea will continue their
fighting and economic collapse is coming to N.Korea before late Winter which
will trigger a revolt in their country by citizens wanting change, the leader
at that time, Kim Jong Un may not survive the revolt, or he may go into hiding
in China…
Completely wrong, and
considering that Kim Jong Il died on December 19th, 2011, wouldn’t
Monte try to predict that?
Prediction: Russia and China will sign a major military
pact that will make them a dominant world power rivaling NATO….
I missed hearing about
this in the news – perhaps it’s a secret.
Prediction: A major volcano eruption in Indonesia will
become the largest in that country’s history, killing many, the people there
need to leave now to be safe.
Prediction: A device to allow people to levitate will be
built where you can walk on a platform and levitate…
I hoped this one would
be true, but alas, no such device exists.
Prediction: Japan and China will have a military standoff
after more ships are sunk near a disputed Japanese Island by China almost
bringing these countries to war, Russia will intervene to settle the dispute..
…
Didn’t happen…
Prediction: The US military will sabotage President
Obama’s administration by leaking damaging information on him to the public…
Didn’t happen…
Sidney Friedman
We then took a look at Sidney Friedman. Friedman bills
himself as ‘psychic to the stars’.
Prediction: Lady Gaga becomes a teacher at a university.
Maybe it’s just for a day or two, but she lectures at a school of higher
learning.
This is a useless
prediction. I’m at a loss for words.
Prediction: Economically in the U.S., I sense the climate
in some ways continues to improve, slowly but surely.
He had a 50/50 chance
of getting this right, and he got it!
Prediction: This I truly hope does not occur: A major
league baseball player inexplicably dies on the field.
Prediction: I am not precisely certain of what this is,
but an explosion in the sky is seen in the middle part of the country.
Could you be more
specific? Seriously – this could be a
plane, a meteor, a flare, a hot air balloon… this is so general that it
probably happened a number of times, but was so insignificant that it was never
reported in the news.
The Psychic Twins
Psychic Twins, Terry and Linda Jamison, claim to have been
the only psychics to predict the 9/11 attacks. They have been correct on a
number of predictions which have given them a high profile in the United States.
Here’s their predictions for 2011:
Prediction: President Barrack Obama will not be
re-elected, and more women will come to power in the next a few years.
This might happen in
2012, but all one must do is look at the US opinion polls to make an educated
guess. I wouldn’t really consider this a
“hit” even if it comes true.
Prediction: There will be many medical breakthroughs for
diseases such as cancer in general, including lung cancer, colon cancer, bone
cancer, as well as diabetes, heart diseases in the year of 2011.
It’s pretty fair to
say there will be “medical breakthroughs” because 1) it’s hard to define what’s
a “breakthrough”, and 2) they chose diseases/conditions that are heavily funded
and researched – so there’s a decent chance that if there’s a discovery or “breakthrough”,
then it will be for one of those diseases/conditions.
Prediction: They have predicted job recoveries,
especially in the second half of this year, albeit they are slow job
recoveries.
This is a safe
bet. The unemployment
rate did decrease in 2011 compared to 2010, but, it’s important to note
that it actually increased in June (the start of the second half of the year),
and then dropped again in November. So
you see, as soon as they try to get specific, they… fail.
Ooops... What About These Forgotten Predictions?
The year 2011 also had some epic moments in the news… and
you will note that the psychics above failed to predict any of them.
- Japan Earthquake and Tsunami and the associated nuclear crisis
- Bin Laden's Death
- Tucson, Arizona Shooting Rampage
- Death Amy Winehouse
- Occupy Wall Street
- Kim Jong Ill's death
- Arab Spring
- Penn State abuse scandal
- Steve Job's death
- Tornadoes across Midwest and Southeastern U.S.
- EU Fiscal Crisis
Wouldn't it have been incredibly
useful for the public to know where the tsunami would hit Japan? What
about saving the military's 10 year hunt for Bin Laden... and just
telling them where he was hiding? Maybe a little warning about the Tucson shootings? No. Nothing. Why? Because no psychic can predict anything useful with any sort of accuracy. Good luck in 2012.